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ā€œI Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universeā€

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Posted by Posted on Oct - 19 - 2009

Pink

tnpinkYesterday I was wearing pink. Bra with pink flowers, pink panties, pink necklace, pink earrings, pink shirt, pink sweater,Ā  pink scarfĀ  and pink socks… I was wearing all these pink stuffs for some reason. I mean I had a plan. But than something elseĀ  happened.Ā  I had no electricity all day…So my plan was ruined. What was the plan?Ā  It will be a secret now. Not expect a big one. Just a small and insignificant tiny little secret.Ā  Or how we call it “a SIKRIT”. (more…)

Categories: Creative suffering, GIMMIEABREAK!
Posted by Posted on Oct - 17 - 2009

Plastic chick

plasticI am not really looking after chicks when walking on the street… being a woman myself the other females must be really out of ordinary to notice them. And when I mean really than it means really. I have quite a good tolerance for various persons, I simply don’t care how they look. But this particular chick was very interesting to take a look at.

She was tall, and skinny. Well I think that she was too tall and too skinny, but that was not the thing that made me look at her. It was her face. She was wearing so much makeup, that her face looked exactly likeĀ  Madame Tussauds celebrity wax figures. This made her face look very strange. I am pretty sure she wanted to look beautiful, but she really managed to make herself look like a fool.Ā  The other strange thing about her was that she constantly was looking around and checking if other peoples are seeing how “gorgeous” she is… And the sad thing was, while we were going up with the escalator, the people coming down had a strange smile on their faces… exactly the smile when you see something very silly…


Categories: BooYah!, D'oh!, GIMMIEABREAK!, I'm amazed