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Posted by Posted on Oct - 13 - 2010

Man With 100 Wives: Family Turns to Facebook

“The relatives of Kenya’s most prominent polygamist, Acentus Akuku have started a Facebook page to connect with each other. Nicknamed “Danger” because women found him irresistibly handsome Akuku Danger was in his late 90′s when he passed away of natural causes earlier this month, having married more than 100 women in his lifetime and fathering nearly 200 children. Now those children, grand-children, and even great-grandchildren are living all over the world. Akuku’s grandson Nickson Mwanzo wants the family to come together for the burial, scheduled for December.”

OMG :D this is funny :D 100 wives and he had 100 mother in laws?Ā  One big happy family that’s for sure. He died from natural causes at age 90. Nice age with so many wives :D

source: abcnews.go.com

Categories: D'oh!, GIMMIEABREAK!
Posted by Posted on Jan - 25 - 2010

Declined

Today I sent my application to join an affiliate program. With one of my sites, where I wanted to put up some topic related links, banners and stuffs… you kno, like figuring out.. maybe trying to make some bucks here there…
I filled in the form, where they asked, what kind of promotion I am planning to use. I wrote: search engine traffic to my blog, people come, read what I have to say about that topic or product, and if they like it, they go to see it on the store-s site, if not, they go away. Nothing forced, nothing aggressive.

So after sending the application, waited for a few hours. I got back a letter, saying that I wasn’t accepted. Between the reasons, I have fully “normal” reasons, and I accept them without any comment. They don’t like that site, so be it.
But this one made me laugh:

“Sole use of PPC or SEO to promote our stores/products”

No I am not using PPC. Not going to pay, it doesn’t worth that much to me. I am just using my imagination, write there about what I want. And not even optimizing it for SE. So it is so called ORGANIC SEARCH ENGINE TRAFFIC that is on THAT site.. And they don’t want it? That must be really silly :D :D :D

Well :)))) Be my guest than, there will be surely other affiliate programs who will like this kind of traffic :D Hmm really made my day, it made me laugh…

Silly silly reason not to accept an affiliate. This particular one. :D

Categories: funny, GIMMIEABREAK!, Thank you too!!!
Posted by Posted on Jan - 13 - 2010

Avatar…

Obviously a huge movie. Common if a movie is not a hit nobody talks about it. If it is, everybody wants to add something.

Today I saw some article about Avatar being racist movie. I didn’t really understood why, because there was nothingĀ  racist in Avatar movie according toĀ  my definition, but apparently there are always a few people that can find the even the non existing needle in the non existingĀ  stack of straw.

Here is the article:

Is ‘Avatar’ Racist?

a little bit later… another article:

“the Vatican commented on the movie Avatar” in the L’Osservatore Romano … common they supposed go to church and pray, it was a movie, for a great afternoon, for relaxation. But nooo “the story is to average”. Yeah so? The pictures are great, enjoy that, not every movie supposed to be the most amazing story ever told! Why do people always want to see HOW BAD is something instead of HOW GOOD is that same something?

Third article… “the movie Avatar causes depression“… yeah right. People are causing depression for themselves, our lifestyle is causing depression… a movie maybe triggers something, but it does not causes anything…Ā  I start to hate when people always try to find somebody ELSE responsible for their own problems.Ā  There is a forum dealing with “Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible” There are a few good ideas there :D, so if you feel depressed by Avatar, read, share and talk about it.

Why tend people to forget: “The universe will not bend to your wishes; you must take it on its own terms.” (dunno where I saw it, or who wrote it, but its absolutely true! )

So … it is a movie with a poor story, it is a movie with great pictures, it is a movie telling something good, and obviously its a HUGE hit if everybody talks about it. Congrats to the makers of AVATAR!

Btw.. they use to say: there is no such thing as bad advertising. The important is that people are talking about it!

Categories: Bite Me!, D'oh!, GIMMIEABREAK!
Posted by Posted on Oct - 25 - 2009

Wake up story

I dunno if it exists but this is what I wished for this morning. I was just waking up, and suddenly this idea was in my head. That it would be nice to hear a wake up story in the morningĀ  instead a good night story -Ā  obviously at night. I mean good night stories are already boring.

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Categories: D'oh!, Evil Urges, GIMMIEABREAK!
Posted by Posted on Oct - 19 - 2009

Pink

tnpinkYesterday I was wearing pink. Bra with pink flowers, pink panties, pink necklace, pink earrings, pink shirt, pink sweater,Ā  pink scarfĀ  and pink socks… I was wearing all these pink stuffs for some reason. I mean I had a plan. But than something elseĀ  happened.Ā  I had no electricity all day…So my plan was ruined. What was the plan?Ā  It will be a secret now. Not expect a big one. Just a small and insignificant tiny little secret.Ā  Or how we call it “a SIKRIT”. (more…)

Categories: Creative suffering, GIMMIEABREAK!
Posted by Posted on Oct - 18 - 2009

Black and white photos

tnDSCF6892There was a day… a while ago, when I took the time and checked some settings on my photo camera. I have this machine, a Fujifilm Finepix S9600 for a while, and never ever took the time to check the settings, see what this camera really can do. On these strange day I dived into the deep dark settings of the Fujifilm Finepix S9600 camera and I discovered that I could take black and white pictures.
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Categories: D'oh!, GIMMIEABREAK!, I'm amazed
Posted by Posted on Oct - 17 - 2009

Plastic chick

plasticI am not really looking after chicks when walking on the street… being a woman myself the other females must be really out of ordinary to notice them. And when I mean really than it means really. I have quite a good tolerance for various persons, I simply don’t care how they look. But this particular chick was very interesting to take a look at.

She was tall, and skinny. Well I think that she was too tall and too skinny, but that was not the thing that made me look at her. It was her face. She was wearing so much makeup, that her face looked exactly likeĀ  Madame Tussauds celebrity wax figures. This made her face look very strange. I am pretty sure she wanted to look beautiful, but she really managed to make herself look like a fool.Ā  The other strange thing about her was that she constantly was looking around and checking if other peoples are seeing how “gorgeous” she is… And the sad thing was, while we were going up with the escalator, the people coming down had a strange smile on their faces… exactly the smile when you see something very silly…


Categories: BooYah!, D'oh!, GIMMIEABREAK!, I'm amazed