#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Archive for the ‘funny’ Category
Posted on May - 10 - 2011
Aircraft Carrier Story
Posted on Apr - 14 - 2010
Jesus Shaves Mug
I found it hillarious, and mostly an excellent prank to do with somebody who is a bit let’s say :D “over religious”. Imagine how she/he would feel when it comes to my place for a cup of coffee, I give him a “Jesus Mug“, he would be enchanted and happy, and when I pour coffee in it :D Jesus shaves!!!!
Well obviously this Mug is not good for anybody, but for those with a good sense of humor is simply perfect!
Click here to get yourself a Jesus Shaves Mug and prank some of your friends!
Posted on Jan - 28 - 2010
Pink Panther I-II, the movie
Last weekend we had some spear time and watched The Pink Panther I and II. It was a very good choice for a bad weather Friday night. We laughed a lot, this movie is really funny, a good comedy according to my standards. Actually it is a very silly movie, with lots of turs you already expect and the surprise comes when there is a little twist in that too. Not a movie for serious people, and as s comedy it doesn’t supposed to be with to much “wise stuffs” in it.
The Pink Panther 1
The Pink Panther 2 – Official Trailer
Posted on Jan - 25 - 2010
Declined
Today I sent my application to join an affiliate program. With one of my sites, where I wanted to put up some topic related links, banners and stuffs… you kno, like figuring out.. maybe trying to make some bucks here there…
I filled in the form, where they asked, what kind of promotion I am planning to use. I wrote: search engine traffic to my blog, people come, read what I have to say about that topic or product, and if they like it, they go to see it on the store-s site, if not, they go away. Nothing forced, nothing aggressive.
So after sending the application, waited for a few hours. I got back a letter, saying that I wasn’t accepted. Between the reasons, I have fully “normal” reasons, and I accept them without any comment. They don’t like that site, so be it.
But this one made me laugh:
“Sole use of PPC or SEO to promote our stores/products”
No I am not using PPC. Not going to pay, it doesn’t worth that much to me. I am just using my imagination, write there about what I want. And not even optimizing it for SE. So it is so called ORGANIC SEARCH ENGINE TRAFFIC that is on THAT site.. And they don’t want it? That must be really silly :D :D :D
Well :)))) Be my guest than, there will be surely other affiliate programs who will like this kind of traffic :D Hmm really made my day, it made me laugh…
Silly silly reason not to accept an affiliate. This particular one. :D
Posted on Jan - 13 - 2010
Mariah Carey Drunk
He he … Mariah Carey is cute in some sort of twisted way in this video. This happened at Palm Springs International Film Festival. It is quite obivious that something is way “wrong” with her. Funny FUnny Funny!
Posted on Nov - 23 - 2009
Hello Kitty
From starting to like pink as color and now having a Hello Kitty mania was not a long step. Actually it was one step only. Now I have a Hello Kitty bag, made under the Sanrio Licence not some Chinese stuff! And as the days go bye I slowly realize how I am not alone and how big this Hello Kitty mania is! Common, there is a Hello Kitty air plane a Hello Kitty gate at a Taiwan airport, and on the Hello Kitty airplain everything is Hello Kitty :D It must be really cool!!!
Also somewhere in Taiwan there is a Hello Kitty maternity ward… go figure :D
The funny thing is that until now I didn’t payed any attention to all those Hello Kitty stuffs in the stores, but yesterday I was quite surprised to notice a bunch of Hello Kitty stuffs in the stores.
Posted on Nov - 18 - 2009
It is your fault!
Yeah yeah it is your fault. I don’t know why, and I don’t care, I am just saying it and saying it out loud! You was the one who came with me to that trade where all this pink madness started. This is why it is your fault :D I mean common… it could be simply mine, and not even a fault but it is much more funnier this way. You know when I made the first photo of a pink shoe… now you see that was the very first moment of the pink madness.
Now combined with the Hello Kitty stuff I kind’a feel that something went terribly wrong… And this is just the beginning :D
Posted on Nov - 15 - 2009
Little Miss Sunshine
Just saw the “Little Miss Sunshine” movie. Simply great! GO and watch it.
here is some info about:
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Posted on Nov - 09 - 2009
Hello Kitty
I have a new “mania” sort of a dunno what hit me in the head, but for a while I like pink things, pink stuffs, and pink everything.Ā And now this “Hello Kitty” thing too…
I saw a watch on ebay, it depends on a few things and maybe I will have it :D Maybe not, but thats the funny thing about it. There are only 27 minutes left to bid :D
it is a cute watch :D
